Monday, April 16, 2001

Signs You Have A Bad Apartment...

It's the same bedroom you had as a kid, but now your parents are charging you two grand a month.

Your building's security system is a cardboard cutout of Clint Eastwood.

Rent must be paid in small, non-sequential bills.

Every time you pass the doorman, he's wearing another article of your clothing.

You can't get through your bedroom door because of the yellow police tape.

No comments:

Post a Comment