Career Choices

"I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned."

"I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it."

"I used to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it."

"I used to work in a muffler factory until I got exhausted."

"I used to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it."

"I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard."

"I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy."

"I used to be a math teacher, but I had too many problems."