jokin

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and
he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his
movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his
autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta
here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the
Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the
Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all
the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and
says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on
that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that
sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg,
you're all the same.