Saturday, December 08, 2001

"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me.

"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was
before this!"

"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here
to ruin it for me."

"Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you
to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need itagain."

"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."

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