"Thanks for being a part of my life! I never new what evil was
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here
to ruin it for me."
"Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you
to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need itagain."
"Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."