Thursday, April 12, 2001

The Sobbing Bride

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama,
as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible
language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these
awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me
home.... Please Mama!"

"Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could
be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me,
please!"

"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell
your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST,
WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

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