A woman goes in to a tattoo parlor & tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right inner thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it & it comes out looking really good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it & it comes out looking good, too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says, "I'm sick & tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving & Christmas!"
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