-Stick your feet way out into the aisles when sitting down. Extra points if you're wearing clown shoes.
-Take large objects on the train with you.
-Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
-Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people next to you.
-Sell stuff.
-Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
-Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
-Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
-Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if you throw up.
-Constantly ask people for directions.
-Ask people where they are from.
-Ask people where they are going.
-Quiz people on the meaning of life.
-Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker.
-Start a game of tag. Extra points if it's strip tag.
-Start a game of Twister.
-Use a cell phone. Talk loudly.
-Turn your headphones up to 120 decibels and then complain loudly that they just don't make headphones loud enough anymore.
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